sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

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August 31st 7 hours ago

UM what
What's the most illegal thing you ever did? asked by Anonymous


At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.


Romulus & Remus by Rimma Gerlovina & Valeriy Gerlovin

Finally eph and vasiliy met

August 31st 9 hours ago

anyway I just saw the giver 😄 great movie brenton thwaites was ace

August 31st 9 hours ago

this nudes leak is disgusting and how people use them for profit like..

August 31st 9 hours ago

they only handed out the syllabuses this week and they already gave textbook reading assignments like how the fuck do you expect me to have it within the week

August 31st 14 hours ago